laugh-for-days:

nepetabread:

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE WON’T YOU LISTEN TO MEEE

I JUST HAD A SANDWICH

NO ORDINARY SANDWICH

A SANDWICH FILLED WITH JELLYFISH JELLYYYY

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Anyone else hear the guys voice in their head after reading the first line

Yes ^^^

(Source: cigarettajames, via bcdepression)

pluhme:

Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.

Pizza uses coupons to get me

(via asian)