deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

You better have gotten an A

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Gf: babe come over

Me: I'm eating garlic bread

Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home

Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

infiniteblessingss:

just-yasmeen:

Speaking of high school, this one time I was talking to my crush and I was about to show him something on fb and when I pulled it up on my phone it was still on his profile pic from whenever I was last staring at it probably and he looked at me really weird and it was awkward and I died

Looool nooo

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